I happened to be watching the 10:00 news last night, and they had a story on the Circle Tap softball team. What caught my eye was the opposing pitcher. It looked like our own Sec. Weights and Measures. I knew it was him after seeing him throw 3 pitches. Luckily the fence stopped the ball from going any further. FDA Chair
Zumbo said he'd like to donate his prize winnings from the "What's the FM so happy about" contest to the restoration project fund for Bob's cabin. He also mentioned that the deer cams are up and loaded and shooting at will, so there may be photos available soon. Zumbo is working up north all week and said something about having to be back this weekend for a fencing job. He said the job was supposed to be done last weekend but Denmark ran out of beer and the beer trucks were hopefullly going to be stoping in Denmark before the weekend. I'm not sure what that's all about. Regards, Trixie
It is true, it was I that was on Channel 5 news serving up batting practice to the #4 team in the world. Final scores were 4-1 and 6-3. Not as bad as portrayed on TV. The Merchants will be in action this weekend at Circle Tap and the park in Denmark. 7:00 Fri. and 2:30 Sat. in Denmark and 8:00 or 7:00, not sure, at Circle Tap against the #3 team in the world. Stop out and see us. Hope to see you all. Sec. Weights and Measures
Trixie, Zumbo already drank his prize... come to think of it, he drank the FDA Chair's prize too... snooze you lose... beer truck is on its way... looking forward to this year's crop on the deer cam... curtamous
Folks... I'm in Chicago Monday and Tuesday, so we're going to skip this week's update... sorry junior-junior... we'll be back next week with a fence update... can't wait! Hope the SEC-State had a good birthday!!! Ma Nelson turns 80 this week, so be sure to wish her a happy b-day... curtamous
well curt i saw yur comment on the president. i have been watching him lately and he hasent talked to anybody besides that old lawnmore. (by talking i mean cursing at it because it wont fix itself) althogh me and rick stopped by during the boys of summer softball turny. that must not be good enough for curt. i guess he has to see the president and not his son. for now that is all. Attorny General Matt Mathies
well curt i saw yur comment on the president. i have been watching him lately and he hasent talked to anybody besides that old lawnmore. (by talking i mean cursing at it because it wont fix itself) althogh me and rick stopped by during the boys of summer softball turny. that must not be good enough for curt. i guess he has to see the president and not his son. for now that is all. Attorny General Matt Mathies
i only had like 2 fouls the first game old man jr jr
It appears that a woodchuck has escaped from the woodchuck ranch. The mangy varmint was photographed preparing to enter and devour a 16 acre field of corn on the Zumbo ranch. This cannot be tolerated. All woodchucks must remain within the confines of the woodchuck ranch.The evidence was presented to Curtamous in the form of a 3 x 4 glossy. Maybe Curt can help build a fence around the woodchuck ranch seeing that he has some practice in the art of fence making. Zumbo
Zumbo; That supposed woodchuck you supposedly viewed IS NOT from the woodchuck ranch. I had Dixie check the herd, and they are all present and accounted for. Also, there is no need for a fence around the ranch, as my woodchucks seem to never find a reason to leave. He must be a stray. Hopefully not one of those radical Kewaunee County 'chucks that crossed the border looking for free food, free sex and a handout. I have one word of advice related to your pursuit...."Be quiet. Be vewy, vewy quiet!" -FM
I talked to several people who attended Ma Nelson's 80th BDay party and they all said that it was great, except that the booyah really sucked. Interesting.
From the Curtamous Home Page 6/19 update: "Another topic discussed yesterday is the deadline for Hunter's Choice permits. Sounds like unit 49B, the site of Bob's Buck Camp, is NOT a T-Zone this year, so we should try to get a couple permits "just in case". Why do I find this completely hilarious? The more I read it, the harder I laugh!- Elmer P. Fudd
Does the Attorney General consider himself so self-important that he feels the need to post his comments TWICE? Or, is he just trying to emphasize his point? Sounds like "short man's disease" to me. That is all for now.
Does the Attorney General consider himself so self- important that he feels the need to post his comments Twice? Or, is he just trying to emphasize his point? Sounds like "short man's disease" to me. That is all for now.
This is an outrage. There apparantly has been a mass exodus of woodchucks from the woodchuck ranch. A third escapee was recently spotted on the Zumbo ranch. The varmint was obviously looking for the blue woodchuck pond as he was caught by Zumbo's dog as he was trying to sneak up on the premise. Zumbo was working in the basement of the house at the time of invasion. It is apparant that the critter was planning a sneak attack through the basement window well to catch Zumbo off guard. May he rest in peace..... Zumbo
Z- Of course I will call off the Woodchuck Assault, for the sum of ONE MILLLLIIIOON DOLLARS!!! Heh, heh, heh, heh. -Dr Evil.
Dr Evil: I take offense for your threat of blackmail and there will be no ramson payment. Although, let me assure you - THERE WILL DIRE CONSEQUENCES. Let the games begin! Z
Word has it that the Commander-in-Chief is currently experiencing his own problems of the Woodchuck variety. The varmints are infiltrating! The time has come for a call to action. Lock and load, Zumbo, lock and load!In the words of our hero John Rambo- "They started this war, Colonel, I'm just here to finish it!" Sounds like it's way past time for a Woodchuck Seminar.
I must repeat..."THOSE ARE NOT MY WOODCHUCKS!!" Something strange is going on in these parts, but the origins do not exist at Woodchuck Ranch. A word of warning, however....the Woodchuck Condos that exist on the Ranch are scheduled to be leveled within the next couple weeks, forcing several unhappy woodchucks out on the streets. So, I'm afraid the problem may get worse before it gets better. Do not fear the enemy. Face him. -FM
Well, good morning... after typing up the big update this morning, I went to publish, and everything was hosed. All my MS components in a mess... I had to re-publish EVERY single page that I wanted to work, and I'm only thru the major ones so far. So, if you see a messed up page, you know why... drop me a line if you want to remind me... other than that, everything looks OK except the hit counters got reset... Well, after such a GREAT weekend, you can expect problems... later... curtamous
Hey hunters... got my Hunters Choice for unit 49B last night... anybody else? -- curtamous
Great job with the banner. Maybe this will give the FM enough notice to make plans for this years deer camp. It's not like it is on the same weekend our anything. Sec. Weights and Measures
Ahhh... my young, naive, inexperienced junior member... your dedicated FM already has his plans in motion... this years excuse involves a trip to the west coast or some other such nonsense... if that falls thru, I’m sure someone will call him to play softball or lawn darts or tidily-winks... NEVER doubt the ingenuity of your senior bored members...
I don't think it should surprise the BBC that the FM is working harder to get OUT ou Deer Camp than he is working to be able to go. Sec. Weights and Measures
my lawnmore is spewing oil. what is the problem?
put the cover back on the fill plug
whut in tarnation is a hunters choice?. Seems to me they made a movie about somthum like dat down here seberal years ago. Zebedia Rumpranger, Deliverence Tennessee.
I know this is a question with no answer...but why is the Sec. Weights and Measures always filled with such rage and despair? It appears he finds targets for his frustration and mercilessly vents them, perhaps as a method of shielding his own inadequicies? More likely that it is a result of the lack of certain "fulfillment" in his life on a regular basis. Cause for concern. Potential "postal case."------Dr. Frued
Dear Dr. Freud, I believe your initial consultation is a bit mis-guided, which is certainly understandable considering the subject. If you had spent more time with him, you would have no doubt ascertained the true source of his manifest rage and despair. While the subject’s inadequacies are obvious as well as too numerous to list here, I subscribe to the theory that it is a deep love between them that drives these emotions. You can figure out the rest. Until our next session… --Sidney Freedman - M*A*S*H 4077
Curt,if you haven't noticed I think your web server is messed up again. It appears to be scrambling your messages. For instance, I was reading the Weekly Update this morning and it made it appear as if you were reporting that the Sausage Stuffer actually CAUGHT FISH!! I refreshed and read it again just to be sure and it read the same. Just thought I'd let you know in the event you want to correct the error, or report it to your web hosting company. This was a fairly easy error to detect (the Sausage Stuffer catching fish, what a hoot!) but you may not be so lucky next time. No need for thanks. That's what I'm here for. - FM
Curtamous, If I have to pay off on the PANTHERS / PACKERS game Monday night, I am going to send you half Carolina Gold ( mustard base ) and half Vinegar & Pepper. The folks at Shealys say that a lot of their customers hunt and that they like the Vinegar & Pepper on venison. Now, you'll have six bottles of it coming your way if the PACKERS win. The only thing you have to do now is get a deer this year ! Maybe you can give some of the sauce to your friends ... LOL . - Big Jack ( from an undisclosed SOUTHERN location, duck hunting with the VP in a blind surrounded by the secret service)
FM; While I clearly understand your confusion on the website, the fact is the Stuffer DID infact catch fish. I think the fishing Gods were with us, mostly for Curly's sake, who was mugged by the FDA's youngest as we left the dock. You'd think we were going out on the Titanic or something... So I hope that I've alleviated your doubts, but I'll admit I understand.... curtamous
Jack, the only duck hunting you do are for the ones you supposedly step on... Go Pack!!!
Wow, so now you can boast of the famous Ron Zumbo AND Al Lindner as being your brothers-in-law. Very impressive.
Folks, we're looking at a late update this week... potentially VERY late, as my PC took a powder this morning... not at all sure when it'll be back up, if ever... but, keep checking... remember we're cabin painting this weekend... later... curtamous
I can't believe it ! We are the defending NFC Champions ... it was a home game. I played to Curt's "Packer Pride" and made the bet without giving up points... unbe-#$@^*@#-lievable. I'm down a case of sauce. I have to admit that the game was not as close as the score. And as an old-lineman and a 300lb chunk of American man-hood... I really liked the way both your lines played. Curt should dedicate a bottle of BBQ sauce to the Packer Offensive Line ... they are a veteran unit and looked it. Carolina's Front Four got stood up off their blocks for most of the night. And Green looked like he had a four lane highway to drive down. Jake was pressured all night and he was lucky to only get sacked twice. He had to have been on the ground at least a dozen times. Ok Curtamous ... I'm ordering that case of sauce today. And if any of you boys are ever near Columbia, South Carolina ... y'all come see us and we'll show you how to smoke some meat ... Southern Style ! - J.Cat
Question for Jack---ever try any of that special sauce with smoked Woodchuck? Y'all got us lickin' our chops up here. Curtamous, smoked 'chuck....covered in sauce..... washed down by a big Oil Can of Fosters? Whoooo-diggity! I'll supply the meat and the Fosters. --Carl S.
FDA Chair, You can count me in on the booyah cook off. I need to witness the attendance of the FM at a BBC function. Sec Weights and Measures
Don't you enough work to do besides hosting web sites? Later, Bud
FDA chair, Add me to your list of Booyah makers . Should be a great time! Sec. of State, Colin
Like your site. Where cab you get tickets to "Mom's Ball" for 2005 Mardi Gras? Keithknight@centurytel.net
Keith Knight, I was able to attend the "Mom's Ball" this year. I happened to get lucky and fell into a ticket. If you can scrounge some up, it is definitely worth the price of admission. Sec. Weights and Measures
Nice web site. Thanks www.downsouthhunting.com
well to all of the cabin painters the president would like to say thank you. you were all a big help. All the help was very appreciated and will be recognized and this years dear camp. And to all the people who did not paint the cabin except for the Attorny General, your bill will be addresed at deer camp. sorry. the president
well to all of the cabin painters the president would like to say thank you. you were all a big help. All the help was very appreciated and will be recognized and this years dear camp. And to all the people who did not paint the cabin except for the Attorny General, your bill will be addresed at deer camp. sorry. the president