Date:
05/03/2004
Time:
09:52 AM
Way to go, AG! Wow, Zumbo is now 3 for 3 on the season. I sure wouldn't want to be walking in the VP's boots right now...kind of like being the anchor man on the bowling team. Talk about pressure. Good Luck, you poor fool. -FM
Date:
05/04/2004
Time:
03:48 PM
Based on the V.P.'s quote of the week, he must be thinking about putting up a fence. FDA Chair
Date:
05/06/2004
Time:
11:21 AM
Beer Can Chicken? Steaks? Pork Chops?....at FISH CAMP??!! Sounds like the main emphasis is on eating rather than fishing. Why don't you just change the name to "Farm Camp?" Here's a hint for you burly outdoorsmen, next year just leave the boat at home and take along a cuisinart instead.Best regards, Elmer P. Fudd, Function Junction, Arkansas.
Date:
05/06/2004
Time:
11:29 AM
I just viewed the pic of the Prez and his turkey. Impressive...BUT WHAT IS BOB DOING TO THAT BIRD?? My Gosh, you could be arrested in some states for acts like that. Nice photo, Zumbo. Sincerely-FM
Date:
05/06/2004
Time:
09:26 PM
Curt - I just sent you a couple more pictures. A couple of turkeys with the birds they shot. By the way, from your comments in the diatribe it sounds like the heat is on. Looks like the pressure is getting to you a little bit. I probably wouldn't ride you too much all year if you are the only one not to get a turkey. And I'm sure the FM and FDA Chair wouldn't get on you too much either. Not too mention the AG and the Prez. Man, where does the line stop. Oh, I almost forgot - The FM noticed something strange going on with Bob's photo. I just wanted to let him know that Bob was just checking to make sure that the turkey was not a Minnesota Turkey. But that's a whole different story. Probably save that one for the Woodchuck Seminar. Zumbo
I archived April's guestbook entries... still don't have it figured out, so let me know if it blows up... curtamous
Well, Zumbo has done it again! He is a perfect 4 for 4 this 2004 turkey season! The latest accomplishment was attained this morning at 6am... Amid 7 hens, Tom Turkey, 22lbs with a 10 in beard, was put to rest... Did anyone REALLY think I was worried? I just wonder what took the AG so long... oh yeah, bad aim... not even Zumbo can control that... curtamous
Attaboy Curt, now where is the picture of the beastly Tom? BrianBigB
The newly developed T-Bone Racing web site is up, but under construction. I invite all to look at the preliminary site. The address is t-bone31racing.com. Check out and give us some input.
Great to be on your show. First time caller, long time listener. I thought I would drop in and comment on your excellent webpage. I just saw ric's diary for the first time. Hilarious. Thanks for the link to the t-bone page. I have linked yours as well. Keep up the good work. Jimmy Shadow (a.k.a. J.R. Ewing)
Well folks, I showed up today to find the page a mess... the hosting company "seems" to have restored a bunch of old files and the home page was from January... I called them, and they plead ignorance... Well, you get what you pay for. Anyway, if you find any issues on the page, let me know... have a great day!!! curtamous
Just wanted to let Jimmy know that I checked out the T-Bone site...WOW, that's impressive! Very professional. Maybe you can advise Curtamous? BTW, had the pleasure of a chance encounter with Sec. Weights and Measures at a softball contest in Kimberly Sat. evening. He predicted a bad night upcoming for T-Bone Racing because, naturally, the lack of presence by the Pit Crew Chief. What a prophet! -----Love, FM.
When's the "new deck-warming" party? When's the "new Wildlife Observation Deck-warming" party? While I think of it, when the hell is the "Garage-Majal"-warming party?
Hi everyone! Zumbo asked me to check the webpage to let you all know he is just fine after returning from the lion excursion. The doctor says the stitches will be coming out of his new asshole soon and he'll again only have one for his wife to chew on. Best Regards, Trixie LaDouche
When is the "Woodchuck Seminar"?
Didn't you get the memo? The Woodchuck Seminar is scheduled for June 31 at 7:00 p.m.
Please confirm reservations for 1 at the woodchuck seminar. Is cocktail hour at 6pm or 7pm? Zumbo
You're a funny guy, curtamous. A Real Funny Guy.-Mr. Happy Go Lucky
He finally pulled his manhood out of the Mrs. FM's purse.
There is a woodchuck out of the frame of the picture.
Looks like the FM has just visited his proctologist
Top 10 reasons the FM is so Happy: 10. Considering renaming his eldest Woodrow Charles. 9. Heard a rumour that Mrs. FM may let him have his nads back. Someday. Maybe. 8. Just called the Sec D'fence a maurering #$%^&. 7. Trixie was just promoted to Special Assistant for under desk operations. 6. Just let out a good fart. 5. No Skoal rings. 4. Basking in the glow of the president. 3. New recipe for woodchuck stew. 2. Just came up with a new excuse for missing this years Buck Camp. And the Number 1 reason the FM is so happy: Finally caught on to "bored" meeting. FDA Chair
What? No entries to the contest yet?