It's all part of being a Webmaster, dude. Ya gotta take the bad with the good. Why don't you just quit whining and focus on getting the damn newsletter completed? See, the Guestbook IS needed.
What else do you have to do but monitor the guestbook for junk? It's not like you have a life.
I am official announcing the 1st Annual BBC Fishorama on beautiful Lake Butte des Morts or Lake Winnebago. With the obvious guidance of our esteemed leader, Mr. President, the event will be held on the weekend of January 29th. All members of the BBC and readers of this web page are invited. RSVP via this page by January 25th so proper sleeping arrangements can be accomodated for. All are welcome to stay the night, or weekend depending on how long you all want this thing to last. Sec. Weights and Measures
well curt the answer to ur question. The will have to ship it in a carboard box with styrafoam packing peanuts in it. that is the answer attorny general matt mathies
The presidents answer- it must be wrapped in bubble wrap. it is the only good use for it
well everybody it is official, the president and i had spent the new years at 10224. ( The cabin) at what a time it was. we spent the day putting plastic around the cabin so the floor would stay warmer during snomobiling season. it seems to be working. and with the other half of the day we spent hunting NOSEEUMS. we just saw tracks but nothing else. Though we found out that all of the deer seem to be going on our neighbors land. For god sakes it is like a dang highway. we found 4 sets of runways that are really used. and the is the update from the president and the attorny general. until later we will see u next time. the pres and attorny general
SlicRic: I'll be there on the the 29th. Just a couple questions...Do you have a dock for my boat, or is there a nearby marina? Is beer drinking allowed? Does this conflict with the Snowmobile Derby at BBC? Has the Prez confirmed his attendance? What kind of fish are there in Lake Butt is More?
Please sign all confirmations. The first one is from an unknown subscriber. I will have answers for him as soon as they are available. Sec. Weights and Measures
Beer drinking at the Fishorama is not only allowed but strongly encouraged. This date was the idea from the prez so it would not conflict with any NFL dates, so I do not believe it to conflict with the BBC Derby. Also, as far as the boat goes, there is a marina around the bend, also, you may launch directly from Main St. Butte Des Morts. The species that will mainly be found from the latest chatter is perch and some walleye. Anything is possible though. Sec Weights and Measures
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Curtamous - I think the answer to this weeks question is-----They went back to bed!!!! (that's where I do my best work) He he he Trixie LaDouche
The shanty has been set on the ice today. It is on roughly 15 to 20 inches of ice. Walleye are biting hard and late perch are rumored to be good this year. Sitting 2 miles off of shore on scenic Lake Winnebago. Sec Weights and Measure
What, exactly is a "late perch?" Is that good or bad? My girlfriend was late once, and that wasn't good. But, then it turned out okay. Same thing with late perch? Also, I hope the walleye are not biting TOO hard. That would not be good, either. My girlfriend bit......naw, I won't go there.
Congrats are in order to the Prez's Future Son In Law and his future lovely bride on their impending purchase of a residential abode in none other than the fair city of Denmark. The BBC crew will soon have another local refrigerator to raid! For the record, the Prez has granted full approval of the relocation. Luxemburg and Neenah's loss is our gain!---FM
Hey Curtamous: I was reading the weekly diatribe and it sure sounds like you got "lucky" Friday nite. Must be that time of the year again, Huh?
If you count holding her hair back when she pukes "lucky"...
Bonus Trivia Question...how many days in a calendar year do you think the VP actually shows up to work? Hint: It appears that he has been off at least one day each week since the start of 2005. The closest guess wins a beer with the VP in his garage on one of his many days off during the year.(You supply the beer, of course.) -FM
P.S.-My guess is about 29 days.-FM
Bonus Trivia Answer - This is too easy, The answer is that he never shows up "to work, he just shows up occassionally and its a bonus if they get any work out of him!!!!! Zumbo
Curtamouse: I was really stumped by your Questions of the Week. Spent a lot of time thinking about the logical answers, but couldn't deduce. So, I turned to Dixie. She provided the following response: 1A) Yes 1B) No. I'm still not sure if these are the right answers, but I trust her judgement.-FM
Darn... forgot to mention in today's diatribe that I got my turkey permit... Apr 27 - May 1. Pretty happy about that since i didn't send in my application on time... sometimes it pays to be nice... -curtamous
THE answser is YES. Infancy is exploring new ground and adultry is remapping old ground to find a better use for it. the PRES.
BALDERDASH!!!! I was going to give a stab at answering the question of the week and then I read the Presidents answer. How can anyone top an answer like that?. Looks like the Pres will be drinking alone in his garage this week. Come to think of it - here is a good idea for a fund raiser for the BBC. Complile a dictionary of the President's sayings and expert guidance on the correct usage of the American language. That would be sure to be a Best Seller. Z
To see the video of the SEC-HSS go to: http://wfrv.dayport.com/launcher/3912/?tf=video_player.tpl
IT IS IN THE MAIL!!! -- The Editor
Answer to question: All of them. The big guy forgives all sins. Sec. Weights and Measures
I received my first-ever issue of the BBC Newsletter this morning in the mail and haven't put it down since. Not only is it entertaining, it's answering questions about things that may have slipped my mind that weekend. Thank you to the editor and all of those who contributed to the piece and please inform me of your subscription rates. (printed on an American toy made in Taiwan...) "I brings you very best wishes, and may happy and happity hocks be with you forever" I couldn't have said it better myself. Sincerely, Press Secretary
The answer to this weeks question: Since we all know the Prez is bound to get in to heaven, and also that he tries to get away with as much as possible, you can sin just as much as the Prez. (Thats may be more than most people can handle)