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August
25, 2003 – Holy
crap, what a weekend! I was pretty
much busy sun up to sun down and beyond all weekend, so I've got a lot to cover,
but for some reason I'm a little "tired" this morning, so I think its going to
take a while to get this update done, and expect a few typos or ten. More on that
later...
The
weekend started out pretty nicely on Friday when I had lunch with the FDA
Chairman. Kicked his butt in pool,
(OK, I won 3-2...) and had a great food as always... can beat The
Bar.
Saturday
I spent the day helping my builder out on the garage... We got all the sheeting on the roof
completed so its really starting to look like something. Hopefully they can get the shingles on
soon so it gets done...
And of
course, Saturday night was Bob's Buck Camp Night at the Races, but before I get
into that, I've got some business from last week to
cover...
After
last week's "Bob's Buck Camp Night at the Races" email went out, I got a quick
response from our buddy Ass:
Curt,
The
night at race sounds like fun, but I must decline.
I could
be in Amberg September 13th.
Thanks,
Jim
Sipiorski
Sippy
isn't even an official Bored Member, he can barely read, much less type an
email, and yet I get a response from him, unlike numerous Junior Bored Members
who may soon become ex-junior bored members soon... Hopefully we can meet up with Ass in
September, but I hope he doesn't drag us up to Rumors... you know how he is the next day, and I
don't feel like washing my truck door...
I also
heard from Ass's Buddy Jack. He
sent the following email:
Jim,
I was
traveling through Green bay the other day and stopped in to see Curt. He was not in (no surprise) but they did
tell me I could leave a note in his office. I didn't want to touch anything but I
did get this picture.
Take
Care,
Tom
PS -
Less than 3 months till Deer Camp!!
Now I
can't say if Jack was or wasn't in Green Bay, or whether he did or did not try
to stop by, but I do like the picture. (Its on Gallery
8 of the PICS
page...) The most intelligent thing
he had to say concerned the fact that Deer Camp 2003 (as of last Friday) is
exactly 3 months away... Is it just
me, or is this the absolute Best time of the
year!!!
Zumbo
stopped over last week to check out the garage project... he was duly impressed, as you would
expect. He mentioned that his "deer
cam" is up and operational and that he's managed to capture an image of a pretty
nice 9-pointer, so you know Zumbo will be pretty hard to track down this
fall... He got me a couple of his
shots and I'll scan 'em and put 'em on the site next
week...
I did
get another email from the Sturgeon General last week explaining why he would
not be able to attend the racing event.
Personally, I give him credit for missing out on the event of the year
(other than Deer Camp and Fish Camp) to make sure that he keeps up on his
studies and therefore get one small step closer to getting us our primo hunting
land... he is definitely
excused...
However,
the rest of the junior membership is getting themselves into deep doo-doo, first
of all for not even RESPONDING to my email, and then not showing up to the
races. The President is NOT very
happy...
Speaking
of the President, I understand that he is officially connected to the internet
as of last week. It is my hope that
this will be the very first update that he gets to read... (That kinda figures, as I'm writing this
with a hangover... more on that
later...) So not only will he be
able to enjoy the communication that takes place over the net, but he'll be able
to begin actual contributions to the page... This is gonna be
good!!!
I think
the last of the old news from last week involves the Mayor of Denmark. Last week the SEC-Transportation (The
mayor's son) stopped over with an aging Pontiac 6000 to check out. Seems the mayor needs something to drive
around town. Now why the
SEC-Transportation would want my opinion on a vehicle is beyond me, but he was
over, so we took it for a ride.
Nice looking car (I always liked those 6000s...) but needed some work,
which the SEC-Trans figured he could handle pretty easily... The car was parked out from of the
mayor's home, so I assume they bought it...
Well,
back to Bob's Buck Camp Night at the Races!!! Bored attendance was not what I would
call great... We had the President,
senior members SEC-STATE, Attorney General, and the VP. Also attending was member in waiting
Paul-Junior-Junior, and Zumbo was also along as a very special guest. SEC-STATE and Zumbo also brought their
beautiful brides along. Rounding
out the crew were SEC-Transportation (Duh, he was racing), SEC-Weights/Measure
(Pit crew), and the Mayor of Denmark, who pretty much runs the whole show down
at 141 Speedway. Please note that
NO OTHER JUNIOR MEMBERS attended.
As I said before, the President is NOT
HAPPY!!!
The
SEC-Transportation had a pretty good night of racing, taking second in his heat
and also a very impressive 2nd in the final feature of the night. My guess is that with the President
attending, he was extremely inspired!!!
We went down into the pits after racing was done and had a beer with the
crew, and actually got home at a respectable hour. Overall, we had a pretty good time and
the first annual Bob's Buck Camp Night at the Races was a
success!!!
The
weekend's festivities weren't over with the races though... On Sunday we had our annual church
meeting and picnic, which I expected to be quite nice and well behaved, and for
the most part, it was... until our
other trustee decided it would be a good idea to head down to the Coop and give
them some business... I probably
would have been fine if I had eaten supper, or if they weren't so well stocked
in long neck bottles of Miller, but together, they were a lethal
combination... I didn't stay late
or anything, but I did have to take a nap before going to
bed...
Here's a
short one before I close up shop for the week...
A little
boy lost in a huge shopping mall approaches a policeman and says, "I've lost my
dad!"
The cop
asks, "What's he like?"
The
little boy replies, "Beer and hot women..."
Well,
that's all I can remember from last week... I was kinda hoping to hear from Zumbo
this morning as he had an update on the FM's woodchuck pond issue, but that'll
have to wait for next week. I'm
hoping for a submission from the President this week, so next week's update will
be special... but with Labor Day on
Monday, don't expect the update until Tuesday...
Before I
sign off, a few words of wisdom for our junior
members:
I work
until beer o'clock. --Steven King
Now
that's profound!!!
Take
care, and have a GREAT week!!!
As Red
would say, “Keep your stick on the ice!”
curtamous
August
18, 2003 – Good
morning everyone! What a great week
we had, and hopefully, another great week ahead. Last week, even though it was relatively
quiet on the email front, was pretty busy.
I didn't hear from anyone, but despite everyone's lack of communication,
I have quite a bit to cover today...
Last
week I made the trip down to the big city of Chicago for business meetings
(golf), and had a pretty good time.
My boss from NYC was in town, and he came back with us to Green Bay to
check out our office here. We took
him over to the new Lambeau Atrium for lunch. THAT was pretty impressive. Very nice job, and I think the boss man
was duly impressed.
My
garage project took significant steps this past week toward completion. On Saturday a crew got together and got
the trusses up, and now it REALLY looks like something. Damn thing is almost bigger than my
house. Can't wait until it’s
done.
In other
news from the past week, our Sturgeon General received his "White Coat" as his
official entrance into Med-School.
Congrats to young Scentless!
Now its time for him to get studying!!! I never did hear back from him
concerning his new "friend" Jana...
I'm guessing he's a little nervous about me tracking her
down...
This
morning, our SEC-Transportation begins his latest educational endeavor as he
begins classes at NWTC. Within a
year, he will be fully versed in the technology of welding. I'm thinking he can be assigned the task
of welding us up a real nice sturdy hunting shack to put on the land our
Sturgeon General will be purchasing for us shortly... That should be and interesting
structure...
Our
young SEC-Transportation has been doing quite well down at the racetrack as
well. He took first in his heat
this past week, but was involved in a crash that kept him pretty far back in the
feature... speaking of
racing...
It looks
like we're still on for this Saturday's "Bob's Buck Camp Night at the Races"
event. Races start at 7pm... I'll be sending out an email to the
membership to see exactly who's going to show...
I was
over at the President's yesterday, again on business (beer), to discuss various
topics... I did confirm that the
President will be attending "Bob's Buck Camp Night at the Races", so we're
pretty much on there. The President
also conferred with our SEC-State last weekend and we've come up with some
initial dates for construction at the cabin. SEC-State is off the weekend of
September 13-14, so we're hoping to get up there that Friday and get the
mini-bunk house in place as well as finish the new wood shed. This will involve us actually getting my
shed there, so it should be quite the operation. Since we're pretty much clueless on just
WHAT we're going to do, we're planning on heading up the previous weekend,
September 6-7, on a "planning" expedition.
We'd like to get everything worked out and even some of the construction
started if possible... Drop me a
line if anyone out there can make the trip up with us… We’ll especially need help that second
weekend!!!
NEWS
FLASH!!! NEWS FLASH!!! This just in from the FDA
Chairman:
Just so
you know, Theresa and I went down to Milwaukee this past Friday to witness the
Surgeon General's "White Coat Ceremony", which means he is in. As of 8:30 this
morning his 1st class starts. So,
that means he's just that much closer to being able to afford that land. I emphasized the importance of his
success to all at Bob’s Buck Camp.
We still
have not seen any evidence of his "friend". Hopefully it's just a passing thing,
since we don't want him distracted from his main
goal.
Well,
there you go... As I write this,
Scentless is about 5 minutes into his first class... Nice to hear from our FDA Chairman on a
Monday morning. Our FDA Chair has
been pretty busy... most of you
probably know he's planning on building a new home, so his lovely bride probably
has him pretty busy. I understand
he and SEC-State did take time this past weekend to venture north to my
aunt/uncle's beach house to cook up booyah for their annual party. I didn't make it (remember, I was busy
putting up trusses), but some booyah did make it south and I got a sample on
Sunday after church... GOOD
STUFF!!! Damn they’re good... you'd think between the two of them
they'd find a way to make a living at that....
Anyway,
where was I...? Oh yeah, before the
news flash I was discussing my trip to the President's abode... I think I covered all the upcoming
events, but I just want to warn everyone that the President has been VERY busy
and has some REALLY good stuff planned for Deer Camp 2003. If it goes as well as I think it will,
we'll have to look into expanded sleeping AND parking arrangements for next
year... Damn! I'm fired up
already...
Well, in
honor of our Sturgeon General's new white coat, I have the
following:
a. The
number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is
120,000.
c.
Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human
Services)
Think
about this:
a. The
number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
b. The
number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is
1,500.
c. The
number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.0000188.
Statistically,
doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.
Fact:
not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one
doctor.
Please
alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must
ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
NOTE: As
a public health measure, the statistics on lawyers have been withheld for fear
that the shock could cause people to seek medical
attention!.
Well,
that's all I have for today. I'd like to hear from a few more of our junior
members this week on their schedules this fall... It doesn't take THAT long to drop me an
email... Actually, that goes for
all of you… I probably waste a
whole hour on this damn page every week, the least you can do is email me some
crap once in a while…
;-)
Before I
sign off, a few words of wisdom for our junior
members:
"I know
God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He wouldn't trust me
so much."-- Mother Teresa
That's
kinda how I feel whenever the President assigns me a
task...
Take
care, and have a GREAT week!!!
As Red
would say, “Keep your stick on the ice!”
curtamous
August
11, 2003 – Good
morning everyone! Another lovely
morning in northeastern Wisconsin.
Actually, its kinda misty and not the best weather, but we've had such a
great summer weather wise, that we really can't complain. Thank goodness the football season is
here. The Packers haven't looked
like much so far, but its early...
I'm just glad to have something to look forward to every
week...
On the
home front, the garage project has made some huge progress. The walls are up, doors and windows
framed, and its probably 3/4 sheeted.
Right now, we're planning on putting up the trusses this Saturday, so if
you're bored, feel free to show up and help out...
After
the FM's reports the last couple weeks, I kinda figured Zumbo would be rather
interested in the FM's recent success in the WoodChuck chase. Well, I got the following from Zumbo
last week:
In my
frequent travels to and from the village of Denmark, it has come to my attention
that Omar has installed a pond for the woodchucks. It appears that it is of the
plastic variety with a blue liner.
Luring
woodchucks to a man made water hole could well be construed by the DNR as a
violation of their "NO BAITING BAN".
Although I do have to applaud Omar for his ingenuity in using the water
hole tactic for the ambush of his quarry, I feel it would be a great injustice
to see him get fined for the construction of the drinking pond and subsequent
pursuit of the wary marmota monax.
Zumbo
Well, it
sounds like Zumbo has exposed our beloved FM. I'm personally pretty much against
baiting, especially with the recent CWD (Chronic Whiskey Disease) issue of
late. However, I have to agree with
Zumbo in that I'm impressed with the FM's cleverness in the endeavor. I took the time to check out the FM's
little watering hole, and to me, I'd guess it looks more like a child's swimming
pool. That's where Zumbo's
expertise comes in... He saw right
thru that ruse and saw the watering hole for what it was... I wonder if our DNR is smart enough to
figure this one out...
I got an
email from out Sturgeon General last week regarding his move to Beer Town for
the start of Med School.
Considering the rumor going around Denville about young Scentless' new
"interest", I responded to his email with the
following:
Good
luck on your move this weekend... I hope all goes well...
I
noticed your distribution list, and couldn't help but wonder if your new
"special friend" is on copy. As a senior bored member of Bob's Buck Camp, I feel
its my duty to ensure that this new "special friend" in no way jeopardizes your
main goal in life... that is, procuring prime hunting land for Bob's Buck
Camp...
So,
either fess up with some info on this new "special friend", or I will be forced
to conduct further investigations... I'm guessing that you don't want me to
email your entire distribution list with my brand of humor...
Young
Scentless responded with the following.
(Skip the boring stuff about his move if you'd
like)...
Hey
Curt, nice to hear from you. I actually have most of my stuff moved already, so
the worst is already over. I used my dad's truck on monday and tuesday to haul
stuff, so I am just down to one more load in my car that I will take when I
leave on sunday. Orientation starts monday morning, so my summer is pretty much
over already. Oh well. You would think that I would be safe in madison without
everyone finding out about my love life, but I guess not. I ran into Laura at
the bar the other night and within 24 hours I have Grandma Vivie calling to get
details!! Her name is Jana, and no she wasn't on the distribution list I sent
out. Do you think I would be stupid enough to let any of the senior membership
to ahold of her address?? I gotta run, so I'll talk to you
later...
~scentless
ps. i
liked the comment on the webpage about using med school to
"score"
First
off, what is our Sturgeon General doing in a bar when he should be studying or
doing research or something? I sent
a final response:
Glad to
hear the move is going well...
Thanks
for the info by the way... as you know, as a senior member, I take my duties
very seriously... I've found a total of 78 "Jana"s so far at UW... I've heard
something about "pharmacy" school, so that should help me narrow it down even
more... just a matter of time...
I think
next weeks webpage update will probably include a "cherry" reference...
;-)
Take
care... and quit screwing around with this email crap and get studying...
curtamous
Well, I
think that pretty much covers it.
When I get this "Jana" tracked down, I'll be sure to let everyone
down. I'm sure we all agree we
don't want this young lady "cherry" picking our future hunting
land...
Speaking
of "hunting", I stopped over and visited with our esteemed President this
weekend. I had to "borrow" his
wheel "borrow" and had the pleasure of discussing various topics, that is, until
the First Lady chased me out as the President had to prepare for a nuptials he
was attending. One key topic was
finding a date in September to head to the cabin to finish the woodshed, get a
floor made for the bunk-house/shed, and probably make some wood. The President was going to see our
SEC-State later in the day, and they were going to discuss their
schedules.
Well, I
have to head to FIB-Land today on business, so even though I have more to say, I
had better get going... I'll be
back on Wednesday, but its still puts a crimp into the
week.
In honor
of the new football season, here's an oldie but
goodie:
A man
walked into a bar and sat down for a drink He noted a dog intently watching a
Packers - Bares game.
Whenever
the Packers scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance.
This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the
end of the game, the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the
bar.
The man
thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's amazing.
What happens when the Bares
win?"
The
bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 2 years
old."
Before I
close, our SEC-Weights/Measures celebrated a birthday this past weekend, so take
a minute to pass along good wishes to him... he needs it... (I also think he's moved into his new
abode, but I'm not sure, because I haven't been invited over for the
house-warming beer party.)
Well,
that's all I have for today. Before I sign off, a few words of wisdom for our
junior members:
"The
trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a
rat."-- Lily Tomlin
Take
care, and have a GREAT week!!!
As Red
would say, “Keep your stick on the ice!”
curtamous
August
4, 2003 – Happy
Monday everyone! Its almost good to
be back at work after the relatively crappy weather we had this weekend. Boy, did it rain! We got somewhere around 5 inches total
since that low pressure system squatted on us, and Denmark certainly didn't get
the worst of it. Hopefully the
weather improves shortly...
The
weather didn't really help or hinder progress on the garage project... Material was delivered late last week,
so now I have a stack of trusts in my front yard and a couple stacks of lumber
in the back yard, but nothing actually built. I'm hoping it gets started today... we'll
see...
After a
very dry week of correspondence from the crew last week, this week I received a
couple emails from the FM. Here's
the first, and gives a nice little update on the goings-on of the
FM...
Subject:
Random Nonsense
We are
entering that 3-4 week period that annually occurs where the FM actually has
some viable work to do. I will be traveling quite a bit over the next month, so
am not sure how much I will be able to contribute. Given that, I thought I'd
take the opportunity to expand a bit upon the details of the "Kill" that
occurred a couple weeks back.
Admittingly,
reporting on the slaying of a lowly woodchuck in itself is really not that big a
deal, or of much interest. Almost as interesting as reading reports of a bunny
hunt, but not quite. The circumstances that surrounded the slaying may be of
some mild interest to some of your web page readers, however. Interestingly
enough, I happened to sight the prey (or have it sighted for me) while I was
partaking in a beer in my driveway with "the Man of the Cloth" from across the
street. This is news in itself, as the previous occupant of the minister's
dwelling and myself did not particularly see eye to eye on many issues and had
maintained what best could be described as a barely tolerating neighborhood
relationship with each other. The New Guy, however, is a different story. As I
was just finishing mowing my lawn that evening, the "Man of the Cloth" walked
across the street with a can of beer in each hand. Turns out he not only likes
beer, but is a master gardener and knowledgeable fisherman, as well. This new
"Man of the Cloth" is a good dude. I see the beginning of a beautiful
relationship developing. Kind of makes up in a way for having to move away from
the President, a fact that pains me to this day.
Anyway,
here's how the whole thing came down.... (89% of this story is true)
Minister:
"So, anyway, this priest and rabbi walk into a bar, and....hey, wait a minute,
what's that brown thing rolling around out there?"
FM:
"Here, hold my beer for a minute, would ya? And don't forget that joke. I'll be
right back."
FM
quietly slinks to the pump house and retrieves gun. A couple seconds
later...."BAM!" FM returns to minister and retrieves beer.
FM:
"Sorry you had to witness that, but I've been after that guy for a couple years
now."
Minister:
"No problem. Man, I wish I could do stuff like that."
FM: "The
next one's all yours, buddy. I won't tell anybody."
Minster:
"Cool."
FM: Say,
would you mind taking a picture of me with it, so all those assholes who read
the Curtamous web page will actually believe I did it?"
Minister:
"Let's not push it, okay?"
So,
that's how it went. As a short followup, I had another opportunity to match
Zumbo's 2003 kill total this past Tuesday but, as I was sighting in, two kids
were riding their bikes past the house, destroying the opportunity for the
blast. As Arnold says, however, "I'll be back!"
In
closing, a couple random observations:
-I had
the opportunity to spend some quality time with the Sausage Stuffer last weekend
as part of Lion's weekend festivities. He's a dedicated hard worker, and the
female "wrapping crew" were certainly inspired by his sexy short-shorts and
cigars. He's a team player.
-Speaking
of team players, it would not at all surprise me if the esteemed Sec. Weights
and Measures weighs in soon with a report full of personal blasphemies of the
FM. After about 10 years of sponsoring the Sec's Flag Football team, our company
was forced to cutback this year on some of our "unnecessary" expenses. Sad but
true. I have not yet had the opportunity to discuss the situation with the Sec.
personally. My hopes are that he would be understanding and appreciative of the
many years of support, but I am certainly not certain of that.
-Had the
privilege of the Young Nelson sleeping over one night this week. Great kid, but
he needs to start eating more Woodchuck Burgers. He also informed me that he
doesn't like crabs!! Where did he come from? On the other hand, he tipped me
over in the weekly family Wednesday Night Beer Drinking contest. There's another
one with potential.
That's
all for now.
Peace.
Quite a
bit of info to digest. First off,
the idea of the FM doing actual work is a bit hard to believe. If he'd just said that he'd be busy, we
might buy into it, but not that he's actually working... pretty good tale about the Woodchuck
hunt though. I'm happy for our FM
that he's got himself a new friend, even if he pales in comparison to The
President.
Despite
the FM's warning about the SEC-Weights/Measures, I did not hear "boo" about him
pulling the sponsorship. My
question is, why did it go on that long in the first
place?
The FM
mentioned the Sausage Stuffer's adventures during the Lion's weekend, and I
wanted to add a congratulations to the big Weiner and his lovely bride on their
wedding anniversary this past weekend...
29 blissful years if I figured right...
Speaking
of congratulations, brides, and anniversaries, word out of Appletown is that our
Sturgeon General has a new "friend" of the opposite sex. Seems that as soon as he got into med
school, interest in his diminutive bod sky-rocketed. Obviously it behooves the senior staff
to point out to the Sturgeon General (as many times as it takes!) that his
priority in life is procurement of quality hunting land. While he need not make this priority
know to his new "friend" it should remain the driving force in his
endeavors... If his med school
attendance helps him “score” in other areas of his life, so be
it…
I
mentioned that the FM had sent TWO emails last week, and the second will handle
the "humor" portion of this weeks update.
Considering all the rain we had this past week, a little story about Noah
seems extremely fitting.
Subject:
FW: Noah and the Government.
It is
the year 2003 and Noah lives in the United States. The Lord speaks to Noah and
says, "In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with
water until all is destroyed. But, I want you to save the righteous people and
two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build
an Ark. "
In a
flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. Fearful and
trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the
Ark.
"Remember,"
said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one
year."
Exactly
one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and all the seas of the
earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard weeping.
"Noah." he shouted, "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord
please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best but there were big problems
First, I had to get a permit for construction and your plans did not comply with
the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. then, I got
into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler
system and flotation devices. Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was
violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to
get a variance from the city planning commission.
I had
problems getting enough wood for the Ark because there was a ban on cutting
trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service
that I needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service
won't let me catch any owls. So, no owls. The carpenters formed a union and went
out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Union.
Now I have 16 carpenters on the Ark but, still no
owls.
When I
started rounding up the other animals I got sued by an animal rights group. They
objected to me only taking two of each kind aboard. Just when I got the suit
dismissed, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing
an environmental impact statement on your proposed
flood.
They
didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the
conduct of the Creator of the universe. Then the Army Corp of Engineers demanded
a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. Right now I am trying to resolve a
complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am
practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people
aboard.
The IRS
has seized all my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to
flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the State that
I owe some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a recreational
water craft.
Finally,
the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of
the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it is a religious event
and therefore
unconstitutional.
I really
don't think I can finish the Ark for another 5 or 6 years!" Noah
wailed.
The sky
began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began to calm. A rainbow
arched across the sky.
Noah
looked up hopefully. "You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"
"No,"
said the Lord, "The government already has."
Well,
that's all I have for today. Before I sign off, a few words of wisdom for our
junior members:
"Everyone
needs something to believe in...and I believe I'll have another beer." -- Steve
Phelps
Take
care, and have a GREAT week!!!
As Red
would say, “Keep your stick on the ice!”
curtamous
Last Updated: Friday, May 20, 2005
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