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BEER
RESEARCH
Subject:
Beer
Yesterday,
University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens), and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To
test the theory, 100 men (test subjects) were each fed 8 pints of beer within a
1 hour period.
It
was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1)
Gained weight.
2)
Talked excessively without making sense.
3)
Became overly emotional.
4)
Couldn't drive.
5)
Failed to think rationally.
6)
Argued over nothing.
7)
Had to sit down while urinating.
8)
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No
further testing was considered necessary
Last Updated: Friday, January 30, 2009
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